I get to poop in the woods

It makes me feel damn good

My butt hurts from sitting in a canoe

Yours hurts from sitting at a desk and that's just shitty for you

I won't shave my legs because you want me to

so shut the hell up or I'll give you a boo boo

I'm gonna keep farting and laughing loud

and dad you should be proud.

Cuz my job is just that awesome!

Next course

My next course is in Awendaw, SC, I will be leading a 29 day and it will be 1/2 backpacking and 1/2 canoeing. My course starts June 14th, so if you want to send me mail, send it there. Love and hugs!